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lollipoop

A lollipoop is the asshole of a male or female

typically used in a sexual manner
taylor: dude i heard u gave christine a rim job?

john: oh yeah! i licked her lollipoop!
by Taylor November 11, 2008
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by loe_wants_lollipoop January 22, 2019
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Lollipoop

Lollipoop is nickanme fore lollipop in bfb
shut it lollipoop
by BFBisthebest June 30, 2019
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Lollipoop

When you put in the ass and your dick comes out with poop on it. Then the person licks it.
When I pulled out, my dick was a lollipoop.
by Crazydead77 July 31, 2021
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Lolsiepoop

It is just lol with more pizazz and can also be used to fill an awkward silence
Liv: omg did u here what happened

Phoebe: ikr it’s was so awkward

Liv: Lolsiepoop

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop

Liv: why did the chicken cross the road

Phoebe idk why

Liv: to get to the other side

Phoebe: Lolsiepoop
by Lolsiepoop November 12, 2020
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lollipoped

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".
Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.
by Xluthru April 13, 2011
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lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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