lollipoped
When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".
lollipoped by Xluthru April 13, 2011
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lollipops and fancy pants
The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.
Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
lollipops and fancy pants by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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