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lollergag 

A lollergag is when someone goes "lol" and someone else who has passed 2nd grade english chokes the "loller" to death.
lollerchic691991: dude LOL
lollerchic691991: tats hat LOL
lollerchic691991: secks kekekekek LOL
bloodninja grabs lollerchic by the throat and lollergags her to death.
lollergag by Eric Melech October 27, 2006
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lollygagging

A very heinous crime in Skyrim. Guards make this quite clear.
No lollygagging.
lollygagging by Anonymous938743 September 3, 2012

lolligaggin

when somebody is messing around not doing what they are suppose to be doing.
the kids were in class supposed to be doing their work but instead they were playing around lolligaggin.
lolligaggin by jooliagoolia999 April 18, 2009

Lollercaust 

Comedy on a massive scale; Laughter that leaves six million dead
Springtime for Hitler was a Lollercaust!
Lollercaust by Saepiroth June 2, 2003

Lolligaging

Lolligaging - (Verb) The act of procrastinating when one has important things to do, such as homework or actual work. When one posts the word "Lolligaging" on facebook, it is an indication that they are currently in the practice of avoiding work.
"Eric was lolligaging when he should have been doing a webassign"

"Rachel lolligaged by speaking with Eric on facebook, during time she should have been writing a paper on frankenstein"

Dude: "I can't hang out tonight, I gotta finish my homework"
Other dude: "How are you not done with it yet??"
Dude: "I've been lolligaging all day..."
Lolligaging by Skylar24x October 23, 2011

lollerball 

When something makes you laugh so hard it feels as if you were punched in the gut by James Caan from the movie Rollerball.
Awww man, whenever I watch that movie Master of Disguise it's nothing but lollerball for me.
lollerball by TheBigLime July 21, 2008

lollygag 

to take your sweet time
My family needs to hurry up and stop lollygagging so we can get on the road to vacation!
lollygag by ag8 August 6, 2017
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