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a person who just cannot keep his/her mouth shut, due to a lack of mental capacity, if this type of person were to be doing anything negative online, then that person has got too much time on their hands, and is a stupid third grader

person posting on youtube: why did my video get such a bad review?
Person next to them: it must be a loliii

loliii by PTLS April 7, 2009

Words you can keep

lolimi

An acronym for Laughing Out Loud In My Imagination. Used in place of lol when ur not actually laughing out loud

Person 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: To get to the other side. Knock knock
Person 2: Who's there
Person 1: The chicken!
Person 2: lolimi

lolimi by Takaaki S. March 21, 2012

Related Words

loliii • Lolitics • lolitician • Lokiiinator • Lolicide • Lolified • loliiani • lolitis • lolicia • lolicious

lolitics

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

lolitics by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009

loliism

noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

loliism by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

loliking

The term of a man in love with lolis, and becomes the king upon them and has savored them all.

JinseiIsla is LoliKing.

loliking by Mob. April 2, 2017

lolitician

A politician who is literally a joke

Callum: Dude, Sarah Palin is such a joke!
Aseem: Yeah, she's a total lolitician

lolitician by RuyGitchie January 30, 2010

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026