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lolimorph 

A man or woman that looks like a child despite being a full grown adult whom nobody wants to date for fear of being judged.
I like her John, but she’s a total lolimorph! If I date her, people will think I’m a weird pedo!
lolimorph by Dank wank January 25, 2023
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lolitics 

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category
"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"
lolitics by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.
My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.
lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009
noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.
When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.
loliism by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005
The term of a man in love with lolis, and becomes the king upon them and has savored them all.
JinseiIsla is LoliKing.
loliking by Mob. April 2, 2017

lolitician 

Callum: Dude, Sarah Palin is such a joke!
Aseem: Yeah, she's a total lolitician
lolitician by RuyGitchie January 30, 2010
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piddlefart

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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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