loliism

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noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

loliism by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

lolism

lolism: the following of the word lol.
some people worship the word lol, they are lolists.

Nat: Hey you know what?
Sam: I dunno
Nat: Im part of a new religion
Sam: WHAT????
Nat: lolism!

lolism by Natman1991 April 5, 2007

Related Words

loliism • Lolism • Lolaism • loligism • Loliist • LOLitism • lollism • loluism • lolius maximus

Lolism

Using Lol as a responce to anything thats not funny at all.

Ahmed: Dude Rita's is Much better than Carvel's

Louis: Yea mannnnnn

Brittnay: LOLLLLLL

Ahmed: wow Lolism right there.

Lolism by Alfuse188888888888888888888888 May 25, 2009

lolism

study of lolism and its origin

Gary goes to school to stdy lolism

lolism by scsi April 5, 2007

LOLitism

Pronounced (lawl-a-tis-em)
An mental condition caused by a person spending too much time on the internet or texting causing them to say "LOL" aloud.

Person 1: Now it says to insert rod A into slot connector B.
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: LOL.
Person 2: Did you just say LOL? Oh my god! My best friend has LOLitism!

LOLitism by ExoKiller4 June 2, 2009

Lolism

Lolism is a monotheistic religion which worships one patriarchal all-powerful Glold. The Holy Book of Lolism is the Biblole, from the Greek word Biblolios, which translates to 'Book', although technically the Biblole is not one book but indeed 69 books. Unlike Christianity, there are no different denominations of Lolism because the Glold was smart enough to avoid writing contradictions in the Biblole.
One basic tenet of Lolism is that Alvin Lolee was the messiah and died for our sins. Those who do not have faith in him will be totally lolwned in His second coming.

- The first prophets of Lolism came from the ancient lands of www.worthlessforums.com
- The first church of Lolism is at www.stopdropandlol.com

Lolism is a much better religion than Christianity.

Lolism by Oliver Zhang August 28, 2008

lollism

A play on the internet acronym "LOL", "ROFL" or any similiar internet slang term. Usually it involves replacing part of a normal word with a "LOL".

"lollercaust!" "Heh, nice Lollism."

"roflpotamus is a good lollism."

lollism by SkullThuggery November 14, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026