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Lolitics 

Crap that political parties speil out that makes you laugh out loud. A combination of the worlds LOL and politics
Person one: "did you see the news? Gordon Brown is going to reduce infection rates by giving the NHS 5000 more matrons"

Person two "lolitics. Why not give them 5000 more cleaners?"
Lolitics by Crazy Nurse January 4, 2009
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LOLitics 

Since Trump politics went down the drain. Politics in general should be something which are informing, warning or exciting one about something upcoming. Not making someone laugh about the latest decisions:
An Example:
NEWS:
"School shooting happened"
Kids are asking for a ban of weapons
Politician who is a member of the NRA tells, that rocks and stones need to be banned because, they initially made the shooter crazy.
Trump does nothing about politics, we call it LOLitics, because he has no clue, of what he decides on.
LOLitics by mokR March 21, 2019

Lolitics 

A portmanteau of "lol" and "politics".

Used to refer to political ideologies/policies that disregard the potentially severe repercussive consequences of said ideologies/policies in the interest of public amusement. Motives may vary, from wishing to mock and/or exploit the failures of a political system, to an intentional attack on these systems for perceived slights or failures; all of which are typically unsuccessful in liberal governments. These are determined as "lolitics" due to the singular motive of wishing to challenge, disrupt, harm, or overthrow a system for the sake of public entertainment.

Lolitics typically appears among disillusioned societies who feel that they have been abandoned or failed by their current political system, and turn to political memes and humor to cope with the ever-changing world and governments that they feel do not represent them.

See also: Trumpism
Mike: Did you read the news today? The White House declared martial law after expelling everyone who wasn't white or straight from the armed forces. And everyone on X is joking about it.
Joe: I've heard. It's lolitics at it's finest.
Lolitics by NineEleven June 3, 2025

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.
My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.
lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

Callum: Dude, Sarah Palin is such a joke!
Aseem: Yeah, she's a total lolitician
lolitician by RuyGitchie January 30, 2010
A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.
That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.
lolitis by Stymied January 1, 2008
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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