lolitis 

A condition mainly affecting young people from the age of 10 to 16, particularly in females who spend too much time in chat rooms or IMing programs. When afflicted, the persons fingers will spasm, continuously tapping the letter l, o, and l once more, even if the situation is not even remotely funny. As of now, the only hope is that the afflicted will either grow out of it or develop a brain.

That girl is impossible to talk to over the internet, she has lolitis.

lolitis by Stymied January 1, 2008

lolitsalex 

A 48 year old man who plays a block game and asks egirls for nudes and in return he lets them into his house. He does this because he suffers from hair loss and cannot pick up girls irl.

Basically another term for a Pedo

Me:"Stop being such a lolitsalex Jason."

lolitsalex by Bindless April 6, 2017

lolitsalex 

A family friendly guy that makes qua-

Oops, almost lied there. A guy who has no life and edates for a living

Don't be such a lolitsalex kid, you're trash at the game

lolitsalex by hotobobo November 15, 2017

lolitics 

1: A category of images featuring political figures and/or situations, humorously captioned in teh LOL style.

2:An image in the lolotics category

"I think I like lolitics and failing about the same"

"Have you seem my favorite lolitics? It's the one with Obama at the podium pointing his hand sternly, and he's going "EVERYONE CHILL THE FUCK OUT, I GOT THIS!"

lolitics by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009

loliism

noun

A recent system of beliefs and rituals revolving around worship and adoration of the lolicon as ideal.

When an your attraction to lolis are beyond sexual, that is when you are experiencing loliism.

loliism by Shirushi Otahime July 19, 2005

lolitsalex 

a social reject

I'm a lolitsalex

lolitsalex by hotobobo October 14, 2017