lofterina 

The Lofter (Chinese tumblr) equivalent of a tumblrina (affectionate nickname for a tumblr user)

“Clarence is like one degree away from being a tumblrina”
“So a lofterina?”

lofterina by Little Painter February 6, 2024

the loitering giraffe 

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

the loitering giraffe by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

File Loitering 

The act of being in a file but not doing any work, for the sole purpose of looking busy

Oh man, I was so hung over I was File Loitering all day at work.

File Loitering by Brandon Palmer August 26, 2009

Loitering 

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

Loitering by People Litterer May 24, 2016

loteria 

Bingo for Mexicans played usually with pennies or beans.

All i needed was a El Negrito card and i would of had Loteria.

loteria by Chap0 August 22, 2017

Lofterbation 

The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.

After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.

I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.

My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.

After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.

With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.

Lofterbation by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008

Love Loitering 

When two people, who are in a serious relationship with one another, are sitting side by side skype-chatting with eachother on their laptops.

Mark and Mary spent a lazy evening love loitering eachother, while facebooking and checking emails.

Love Loitering by podboy1971 November 14, 2011