Lockerism 

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

Lockerism by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

lockerism 

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

lockerism by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

lonerism

Lonerism is a state of being alone embraced by mostly schizoids, weirdos, outcasts, loners, ninjas, shaolin heros, and geeks.

I suffer from Lonerism and i enjoy every minute of it!!

lonerism by yadsendew November 28, 2011

LOLgerism 

VERB
Similar to a spasm; a spasm of uncontrollable audible laughter, usually contageous to nearby dwellers. Ocassionally exhibits itself as a snort, or a loud sarcastic "HA".

Please note LOLgerisms were first observed by doctors in the 16th century, when LOLgerisms were punished by death, usually hanging (which, being an uncomfortable situation, would usually trigger frther LOLgerisms).
Also a fun word to say...LOLgerism...

I went to the funeral yesterday and LOLgerismed...I looked like a beetroot afterwards.

So how did you react when the boss fired you?
I LOLgerismed...

LOLgerism by TheEntertainer26 June 22, 2009

lockering

The act of being at one's locker.

"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."

lockering by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006

lockeridge 

Slang for a peer who enjoys the company of larger women. A lockeridge will tend to prey on big women at parties, waiting until the right moment (often when the buffet is empty and they are feeling most vulnerable)to pounce on his prey.

Crikey - you'd need to be a lockeridge to stick her! or
Wow - I wish I was like lockeridge, that guy can stick anything!

lockeridge by RhysO July 21, 2007

loserism 

the practice of being a loser;
the act of being a loser.

That's loserism right there.

loserism by bread infection December 28, 2005