lockering

The act of being at one's locker.

"Oh man, yesterday before school I saw Andréa lockering."

by Rupert Gehmlich January 24, 2006

loafering

To ease around with no particular goal or destination in mind. Piddle

Roy: Hey, Billy Ray, what are you doin' out in town today?

Billy Ray: Ah, you know, just loafering around.

by MericanMaster November 16, 2015

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

loleringss

The most stupid person ever. Is gay, and has a fucking stupid blue hat.

You look like a Loleringss

by Idiotlolerings September 4, 2019

Straight-Locking

Derived from the term ''Gender-Locking'' known in some videogames, where in full character customization is blocked behind a gender-lock. A simplified primary example is locking classes or races behind a gender for lore reasons.

Straight-Locking can be found in videogames where your character customization is suddenly limited when in the game itself you cannot express your character's sexuality or romantic preferences in dialogue or settings.
Straight-locking only truly visibly occurs when a game with character-customization forces the player to partake in heterosexual romance which is either not optional, or the only romantic options given.

A videogame with a pre-written character that has already established lore about their gender identity and sexuality with romantic options isn't ''straight-locking'' as it is not offering character customization, only a pre-written narrative and character design. (Examples; Geralt of Rivia, Kratos, etc.)

''I downloaded this quest mod in Skyrim which also adds a few npcs that flirt with the player character, however I feel uncomfortable at the straight-locking dialogue, as I cannot make my character tell the female npcs that he's gay, to make them stop flirting.''

''I was really excited for this videogame, but feel a bit disappointed that my only romance options are straight-locked, Either I flirt with a girl, or my character is asexual.''

''Tomodachi is great! But it got straight-locking in it, the only romances that can happen are male x female.''

by ZeroParanoia May 15, 2022

jump-locking

When you try to open the car door just as someone is unlocking it and the door remains locked for you. Leaving the other person(s) to get in comfortably while you stand in the cold with the driver shouting "It should be unlocked now!"

1: Get in the car!
2: Its still locked...
1: There, now.
2:Thanks. Sorry for jump-locking!

by ue00setrasfer July 22, 2010

Cock locking

Taking advantage of access to another persons iPhone/iPad in private, generally without their knowledge/consent by filling their camera roll with pictures of large/unusual/grotesque cocks without needing to know their passcode.

A successful cock lock requires a second device to perform some strategic obscene google image searches while you access the victims camera from their lock screen (thank you Apple).

Ryan left his phone for like 10minutes and I filled his lowly 16GB storage with a brutal cock locking.

by Gyroll March 18, 2016