Lickemism 

The idea or belief that licking them is on top and nothing else the world matters. They live to lick and die to lick.

Jack: Why is that guy licking so many things?
Bill: He believes in Lickemism

Lickemism by MegaMoose21324354 March 1, 2021

Lockerism 

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

Lockerism by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

Thiccenes lickenis 

Someone so thiccccc you must lick

I see that thicc girl I be Thiccenes lickenis

Thiccenes lickenis by Ni🅱🅱🅰 🆎ortion October 14, 2019

lickerish allsort 

clitoris

"he was very partial to my lickerish allsort and I did nothing to discourage him"

lickerish allsort by Spycho August 4, 2003

Lockeism 

The religion centered around the worship of John Locke (from the infamous Lost series) as God, or the Alpha Dog. In this religion, it is the belief that John Locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like Lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably Jesus coming back for Judgement Day.

"Dude, want to come to church with me today?"
"What religious affiliation are you, bro?"
"Lockeism--we just analyze every move John Locke makes in the Lost series."
"Hella tight! Count me in!"

Lockeism by theoriginalmarktwain January 18, 2012

lickerish 

Not a lick, but close.

"Well, that was a little too lickerish for my liking."
"Twizzlers"

lickerish by maaan June 24, 2006

lockerism 

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

lockerism by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018