When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.
Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"
by TheCockerist April 15, 2017
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You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)
You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)
by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016
Get the matthew cockerill mug.The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.
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Get the colberism mug.An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.
A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.
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