cockerism

When your dick starts spinning faster than a helicopter's blades, causing you to fly into the air with unlimited power.

Bystander 1: "Oh my god, Billy's having a cockerism!

Bystander 2: "It looks like his dick is going 9000 miles per hour!"

cockerism by TheCockerist April 15, 2017

matthew cockerill 

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

matthew cockerill by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

Coomerism by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

colberism

A word invented ,or a saying, by Stephen Colbert.

"It would be the Lincolnish thing to do" is a colberism.

colberism by kerojack August 3, 2006

Cokeism

An epiphany, achieved solely through the insufflation/injection/absorption through any route of cocaine hydrochloride/any form of it, which is so potent it almost silences all other pre-existing prepositions in one's brain.

A: Everything flows, nothing stays the same. You can't step in the same river twice.
B: That is a cokeism, my friend. True. I know nothing else.

Cokeism by epedigree November 21, 2014

Cockersicity 

The quality of understanding that when your friends are taking the piss out of you, that they are doing it out of love.

Nice lazy eye mate
It's ok, he's got massive cockersicity, he can take it.

Cockersicity by daboswinney August 19, 2021

cockerill 

A boy usually under the age of 18 who has wildly devoleped faster than his pears. This boy usually has a lot bigger penis than other boys his age.

Hey, Johny has been such a Cockerill lately.

cockerill by Areil October 9, 2007