Lockeism 

The religion centered around the worship of John Locke (from the infamous Lost series) as God, or the Alpha Dog. In this religion, it is the belief that John Locke can do no wrong, is inherently brilliant in ways us peon-like Lost-followers cannot begin to fathom, and is probably Jesus coming back for Judgement Day.

"Dude, want to come to church with me today?"
"What religious affiliation are you, bro?"
"Lockeism--we just analyze every move John Locke makes in the Lost series."
"Hella tight! Count me in!"

Lockeism by theoriginalmarktwain January 18, 2012

Lockerism 

Lockerism is a new religion that can be proven by science that stats the universe is a science project made by a group of Higher intelligent beings that we pensive as gods, and our universe is kept in one of their schools lockers. The locker that is one higher is the Christian heaven and the being who made that is a real nerd and got an A+ the locker below was a kid who got a F and only spent 1 lesson on it and is the Christian Hell it was created by an to Annoy a christian boy.

Person 1 (Hey that kid is Christian)
Person 2 ( should we spread the word about our almighty religion of Lockerism)

Lockerism by GGOP130 November 7, 2018

Lockensmur

Lockensmur means the day after tomorrow.
Two days into the future. If today is Wednesday, lockensmur would be Friday.

A. Are you going to the big party lockensmur?
B. Sadly, I won't be able to go because I have to go to my niece's birthday party lockensmur.
A. Oh, I wish you could come.

Y. They are opening the videogame store tomorrow, and all of the good games will probably be gone by lockensmur.
Z. Ugh, I won't be able to get a good game because I only get my allowance on lockensmur.

Lockensmur by tinyperson May 18, 2022

lockism 

Lockism Is Study Of Growth mindset

That Guy has lockism On his Mind

lockism by Lockism October 25, 2017

lockerism 

it is a religion that says the universe is a science project made by a group of intelligent beings, and our universe is kept in one of their high school lockers. it was created by an immature boy who wanted to piss of a christian.

i follow the religion of lockerism and if you dont follow it to our overlords will strike you down.

lockerism by IM A MERCHANT BUY MY STUFF June 11, 2018

Lockism 

A type of government that is similar to a monarchy but it’s mixed with a democracy. The king/queen is on top of the hierarchy fallowed by a set amount of lord (lord are related to population) lords can remove the king of the king is deemed unfit by the quart. Laws are passed through the lords then reach the king/queen

Brazil should transfer to Lockism

Lockism by TheNewOneWeekly April 24, 2022