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Lobstergate 

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A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.
Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?

Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Lobstergate by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019
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lolsterbate 

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To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.
lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Loitergate 

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On January 6, 2021, a group of protestors supporting President of the United States Donald Trump's attempts to overturn the 2020 United States presidential election stormed the United States Capitol. After breaching multiple police perimeters, they caused damage to and occupied parts of the building for several hours. The protestors may have been incited by comments made by Trump and his allies at an earlier rally.16 The storming led to evacuations and lockdowns of the Capitol building, and it disrupted a joint session of the United States Congress that had assembled to count the electoral votes and formalize Joe Biden's election victory.

Trump reacted slowly to the storming, was initially "delighted" over it,20 first resisting sending the National Guard to quell the violent mob,37 and eventually praising the rioters as "great patriots" and telling them to "go home in peace" while reiterating false claims of election fraud.3839

By January 8, the Department of Justice had announced that charges of rioting, seditious conspiracy, and insurrection were under consideration.50 The major security failure led to the resignation or ouster of the three top Capitol Hill security officials. On January 8, draft articles of impeachment of Trump for "incitement of insurrection" were circulated in Congress.51
Source: Wikipedia / 2021 storming of the United States Capitol

Donald Trump is also a withered squashblossom.

Source: Gestures broadly
Did you see the news? Donald Trump got the Georgia's finest Gravy SEALS to storm the United States Capitol. It's Loitergate!
Loitergate by Tammy 2 Lips January 8, 2021

Lobsterbate 

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Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.
Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.
Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

Lobsterhate

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An irrational hatred, usually directed toward a celebrity or a fictional character, which is remarkable and admirable in its passion and intensity. Believed to have originated from poster named "Lobster" on an online messageboard who hated a character on General Hospital.
I lobsterhate Jessica Simpson and hope she falls off the face of the planet.
Lobsterhate by Inky April 22, 2004

lobsterbation

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1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
lobsterbation by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005

Lobsterbating

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A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.
Lobsterbating by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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