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Lobstercat 

Stupid moron also known as me, addicted to eating ice
Anyone ever: LOBSTERCAT STOP EATING ICE SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE FOURTH CUP OF ICE YOU'VE HAD TODAY
me, crunching upon ice: no
Lobstercat by LobsterCat September 25, 2021

Lobsterbot 

A drunk person who is burnt from being in the sun too long who then thinks they are a fighting robot at the beach.
Holy crap that burnt kid is being a total lobsterbot.
Lobsterbot by GingerBot May 25, 2010

Lobsteritis 

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!
Lobsteritis by PriscillaGrrr May 25, 2010

lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.
Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.
lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lobstercocking 

The act of lying to mess with someone. Patronizing. Just messing around. "Cappin".
Do we have to read this whole chapter or are you just Lobstercocking. why are you Lobstercocking with me i know my crush dosen't like me. He is a simp im not even Lobstercocking with you. I'm so shlimpy not even lobstercocking.
Lobstercocking by lil badger February 5, 2020

Lobsteralliast

Someone who fights for the rights of Lobsters and other crustaceans.
I felt so sorry for those lobsters in the restaurant, I am going to become a lobsteralliast and fight for their rights!
Lobsteralliast by Grug1269 October 18, 2012
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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