A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012
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1. A woman purchases a live lobster.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
2. She inserts the tail into her vagina.
3. She burns the lobster's face (for maximum class, she uses the Virginia Slim she's currently smoking).
4. The agitated lobster will wiggle its tail, recreating the effect of a vibrator, albeit an oddly-shaped one.
After putting together her Hoosier Hysteria High School Baskteball puzzle, Erin retired for a relaxing evening of Virginia Slims and lobsterbation.
by ssaaaammm September 7, 2005
Get the lobsterbation mug.noun,the act of masturbating while loitering. some popular places for loiterbating are: 7-11, walmart, and costco.
by da bombbater June 18, 2011
Get the loiterbating mug.The quick viewing of a back dated episode of the greatest show on international television, LOST. You generally only need to losterbate if you cannot contain your excitement for the next episode of LOST.
"Dude, Thursday is soo long from today!"
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
"Dude, you gotta engage in some losterbating. Try it with lube, it's way better."
by escapeartist88 January 31, 2008
Get the Losterbating mug.I was lofterbating while Jeannie was telling me about her girlfriend in IM'swhile I was in the chatroom.
by Cyber Kong October 10, 2005
Get the Lofterbating mug.As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.
John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
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