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LizardBreath

When you are screaming at some one named Elizabeth but mispronounce it and scream LizardBreath instead.

Note: DON'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE!!! She will be PISSSSED at you if you do.
Person 1: She Must Be an Elizabeth because he just called her LizardBreath.
Person 2: Ya, she is probably Pissssed.
LizardBreath by LizardBreath6704 November 16, 2016

Lizarddickphillia 

lizarddickphillia

Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
“My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”
Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021

LizardBreath

LizardBreath is a term that defines somebody who talks too much or is just generally annoying. LizardBreath can also be a friendly way to call your friend a douche. The term comes from a popular TV commercial “ lizard” who’s annoying.
Damnit Paul, you made us late again by talking too much. Just shut up LizardBreath, let’s go!
LizardBreath by Goofball92 February 8, 2021

lizardeyed

Aggravated astigmatism induced by consumption of alcohol.
Dude, check out Deezel, he's already lizardeyed.
lizardeyed by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019

LizardTem 

The second best Hanzo player in Overwatch
LizardTem: We Need A Healer
Lizardman (friend): NO! DONT PICK HANZO!!!!! YOU SUCK AS HIM IM THE BEST HANZO IN THE WORLD!
LizardTem by LizardTem January 8, 2018
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.
Lizarded by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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