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lizardude 

a little bitch boy who is very dum and idiot
'this kid is a lizardude'
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LizardBreath

When you are screaming at some one named Elizabeth but mispronounce it and scream LizardBreath instead.

Note: DON'T DO THIS ON PURPOSE!!! She will be PISSSSED at you if you do.
Person 1: She Must Be an Elizabeth because he just called her LizardBreath.
Person 2: Ya, she is probably Pissssed.
LizardBreath by LizardBreath6704 November 16, 2016

Lizarddickphillia 

lizarddickphillia

Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”
Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021

LizardBreath

LizardBreath is a term that defines somebody who talks too much or is just generally annoying. LizardBreath can also be a friendly way to call your friend a douche. The term comes from a popular TV commercial “ lizard” who’s annoying.
Damnit Paul, you made us late again by talking too much. Just shut up LizardBreath, let’s go!
LizardBreath by Goofball92 February 8, 2021

lizardeyed

Aggravated astigmatism induced by consumption of alcohol.
Dude, check out Deezel, he's already lizardeyed.
lizardeyed by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019

LizardTem 

LizardTem: We Need A Healer
Lizardman (friend): NO! DONT PICK HANZO!!!!! YOU SUCK AS HIM IM THE BEST HANZO IN THE WORLD!
LizardTem by LizardTem January 8, 2018
The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.
Lizarded by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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