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astigmatism

An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
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"Stop looking at my butt with that astigmatism eye!"
by Kaven Grenade August 23, 2004
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Astigmatism

When the inside of your eyeball is not perfectly sphere; results in blurry vision; requires eyeglasses
This motherfucker got Astigmatism!
by gdpro February 5, 2018
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Astigmatism Rat Goblins

A group of friends that accomplish incredibly unexpected achievements.
Lately, my friends and I broke a world record for losing the most amount of contact lenses during REM sleep like a bunch of astigmatism rat goblins.
by Late Nights With Lately November 16, 2020
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