lizardeyed

Aggravated astigmatism induced by consumption of alcohol.

Dude, check out Deezel, he's already lizardeyed.

by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019

Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.

The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.

by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.

yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.

by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020

Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022