The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.
by Xanax Man December 10, 2018
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When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
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A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
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Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry
It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi
“Later that day” god I’m litarded
Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry
It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi
“Later that day” god I’m litarded
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