Lizarded

The act of using a permanent marker or spray paint and covered something in lizard drawings. Made infamous by The Xan Man for hitting school bathrooms everyday until the school hired private investagors and almost caught him so he quit.

The Xan Man lizarded the D-Hall bathroom again.

Lizarded by Xanax Man December 10, 2018

lizarded

When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.

yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.

lizarded by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020

Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

Lizarded by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022

Lizarddickphillia 

lizarddickphillia

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A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.

One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.

Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.

“My friend has a detachable dick, they have lizarddickphillia”

Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021

Litarded 

When it is so ridiculously lit that it’s retarded

Kayleigh the nurse that also worked in a dispensary is litarded

Litarded by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018

lizardeyed

Aggravated astigmatism induced by consumption of alcohol.

Dude, check out Deezel, he's already lizardeyed.

lizardeyed by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019

Litarded 

When you say something so fucking stupid not even retarded can describe how dumb it is

Hey what’s going on- Gary

Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry

It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi

“Later that day” god I’m litarded

Litarded by holykenobi December 21, 2020