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lizarded
When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
lizarded by Coolcat.org July 17, 2020
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Lizarded
When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Lizarded by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022
Lizarddickphillia
lizarddickphillia
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a
A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length.
One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer.
Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example one of the most common struggles is accidentally slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags on the floor.
Lizarddickphillia by Deeznuts708237 November 5, 2021
Litarded
Litarded by Jtwright34 October 20, 2018
lizardeyed
lizardeyed by Motosaki410 May 18, 2019
Litarded
Hey what’s going on- Gary
Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry
It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi
“Later that day” god I’m litarded
Oh holykenobi said some transphobic shit- Larry
It’s like when a teen thinks he might be gay but instead of gay it’s transphobic- holyKenobi
“Later that day” god I’m litarded
Litarded by holykenobi December 21, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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