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Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

kimberly lippington (kim lip) 

A member of the girl group LOONA, part of the subunit odd eye circle. As a korean adoptee to Britain, her adoptive parents took some liberty on her name, so that despite becoming anglicized, it would still pay roots to her british heritage. Upon returning to korea and preparing for debut, she shortened her name to her true korean name and consequently created the sexiest kpop stage name ever. Fun facts about kimberly: she is the mother of 2 girls one of which is older than her, she actually was the cause for the August 21st 2017 solar eclipse, as her song fittingly named:eclipse was so attractive it pulled the sun and the moon towards her in alignment. Kim lip actually loves aegyo and her favorite songs are the two collaboratione done with a large sausage monkey korean childrens character called cocomong. However, there is evidence kim and cocomong have a history of gang violence towards each other.
Oh wow i have no idea who this song Eclipse is by! Its so amazing with a beautiful R&B sound and amazing danceability!
It looks like you've got yourself a kimberly lippington (kim lip) song on your hands sir

Full Lillington 

Becoming so extremely enraged and furious when you get rivered in poker that you throw your chair across the casino floor and then push an elderly man to the ground as you storm out.

This is the extension of the regular Lillington which only includes the chair toss.

As with the regular Lillingtion, the 'Full Lillingtion' can also be avoided by not making huge pre-flop raises with shitty hole cards and by not slow playing a good hand with a wet board.
Joe..."Man, were you at the casino last night when that bald dude went crazy and totally pulled a Lillington ?"

Brian..."Yes! I was totes run bad on the 1cent/2cent internet game so I got my mom to drop me off at the casino like 20 minutes before it happened. I can't believe he threw that chair so far and then also pushed that old man down before storming out!"

Joe..."WHAT!!! You mean I missed a Full Lillington ?? I always miss the good shit. I was stuck home because my stupid electric scooter had a dead battery. I'm so pissed right now. What's the odds that my scooter wouldn't hold a charge the one time a Full Lillington happens?!? Must be close to 37.537 to 1."
Full Lillington by Chopper Charlie January 10, 2013

dick wittington 

1. A character in a children's book who has a oversized satchel. 2.a large penis.
1. Dick wittington strolled along the road and met a horny pornstar. He let her lick his sick wittington and he cummed in her mouth

lillington 

Half of it is full of your average people the other half is a shit hole.
Did you hear about the robberies in lillington?
lillington by Julia148 July 9, 2016

Jittington 

An absolute foolish fellow, often one who is really bad at video games or has a low iq; evolution of 'jit.'
Bill is a right jittington; he's never even dropped a 30-bomb!
Jittington by Simluar April 29, 2023