liquid actor

Liquid actor is a background actor normally in a porn scene, he is not the main actor and is unable to penetrate the female. He can however, hang out in the background and masturbate or touch a boob.

John: Rail...you never have a cold one with the boys anymore..whats up with that?
Rail: Im sorry bro...I just started this new job and its very demanding...im a full time liquid actor now...
John: Oh thats sweet! I want to be a liquid actor too!!!!

by International Men of Leisure June 18, 2018

Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.

My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.

by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

dream liquidator

One who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another.

I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!

by alo3000 October 15, 2013

lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter

Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020

Liquidator Brunt

Rhyming slang for cunt. Named for Star Trek character, Liquidator Brunt FCA, who is notorious for showing up just to be a douchebag to Quark.

Some guy: Hey, did you get a load of that guy? His name must be Liquidator Brunt.

A pissed off Trekkie: Hey, Liquidator Brunt, what is your problem?

by Hughesation January 5, 2019

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 7, 2023

liquidator

"The liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.

"The Liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.

by Zarcaides Arkadian February 7, 2017