Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ShiverBeyondAppalling

National Furniture Liquidators

Any organization or syndicate whose mission in life is to utterly decimate all of your patience when coming across a non-skippable ad on YouTube.

National Furniture Liquidators is making PewDiePie unwatchable.

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The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.

No way this playa getting though No Nut November without a Spartacus Breakfast each morning.

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The art of being aware, with minimal stimuli, that something be rotten.

Frank’s fecund-awareness was going off the charts when he noticed how fake ass everyone was being towards him, ON GOD!

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When you so inebriated that, upon examining how little you have left in your beverage, you are shocked as if a ghost had done gulped it down.

A—Egads! What manner of phantom hath quaffed mine ale?!
B–Chill man! ‘Tis but a ghost gulp that your plastered eye doth spy!

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