furniture 

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.

furniture by duffolonious March 29, 2009

Furniture 

Something you sit on.

Grenade is a peice of furniture

Furniture by Apple liker December 18, 2012

furniture 

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

furniture by doghunter January 7, 2009

furniture 

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

furniture by Bjasondotcom May 27, 2006

furniture 

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

furniture by tfitz87.. August 24, 2008

furniture 

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

furniture by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004

Furniture 

A meat product that you eat.

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture

Furniture by Thediction July 21, 2020