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liquidator

"The liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.
"The Liquidator" an assassin who takes out other assassins before the can hit their mark or make trouble.
by Zarcaides Arkadian February 7, 2017
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Liquidator Brunt

Rhyming slang for cunt. Named for Star Trek character, Liquidator Brunt FCA, who is notorious for showing up just to be a douchebag to Quark.
Some guy: Hey, did you get a load of that guy? His name must be Liquidator Brunt.

A pissed off Trekkie: Hey, Liquidator Brunt, what is your problem?
by Hughesation January 5, 2019
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Load Liquidator

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019
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dream liquidator

One who destroys the hopes and aspirations of another.
I'm going to run a 5 minute mile even though you say I am too slow and out of shape. Stop being such a dream liquidator!
by alo3000 October 15, 2013
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lumber liquidator

noun • a manner of reference to a characteristically vitriolic bitch who is either possessive of the predisposition to, or who has previously undertaken the action of removing the male phallic organ, usually subsequent to becoming enraged and overcome by her own flippant and ungainly emotions, to the point of performing such a heinous and vengeful act. Furthermore, such dismemberment is usually accomplished via the utilization of a sharp object, or potentially one that is comparatively duller if the perpetrator desires for a more lengthy and torturous removal and later thrown into adjacent vegetation and/or woods in order to secure difficulty in locating the separated life-giving essence of the human race.

Also see peter eskeeter
Anthony: Awww shucks, that lumber liquidator Maggie done got me, looks like imma be stuck without my ween. Guess I’ll get back to sitting on my ass. Ueh ueh ueh
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 January 11, 2020
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liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.
Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!
by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017
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Nocturnal liquidation

When you urinate in someone's mouth when they are sleeping.
I was so tired of hearing her snoring that I thought that a little nocturnal liquidation would get her quiet.
by Almighty Money Folk July 4, 2016
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