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Mike Lindell 

This diehard Trump supporter peddles overpriced POS pillows on Fox News and other right-wing infotainment channels. The BBB gives his company a failing grade for not responding to numerous complaints about his business practices, even posting canned messages that the aforementioned organization isn’t legit.
Donald Trump picked some real winners including that My Pillow weirdo, Mike Lindell. He looks like Chester, the Molester.
Mike Lindell by The Real Canadian February 6, 2021
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When someone sleeps on a pillow that someone else spooged on, they've gotten a Lindell (from Mike Lindell, the My Pillow guy).
Last night I jerked off on my girlfriend's pillow. She got a fuckin' Lindell!
Lindell by JayTiler69 September 6, 2021
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Linsell: To be extremely pretty, to be both selfless and very caring.

To be a Linsell is one of the finest things that someone can be. If you ever encounter a Linsell make sure that you cherish them, before someone else realises just how great they are.
Wow, you have a Linsell?! You are a very lucky man
Linsell by A-LovedUp-Blackman November 22, 2010
The top name for Loyalty!.the superior friend who will go above and beyond the maxium for you....But once Betrayal has been felt, you become irreverent in their 🌎
I have many associates,but if i can ever meet one that loyal,ill have a linell in my circle
linell by Ms.Vegabond February 16, 2018
A gorgeous girl who only deserves the best and is quite hard to get close to if you are friends with someone she does not trust. If you have a linelle as a friend then you are the most luckiest person on earth if you don’t have a linelle then you need one she will give you great advice and can sometimes help you when it comes to relationships and crushes. Linelles’ are extremely hard to find so if you have one keep her close to you and you will have a one of a kind friend. If you have her as a girlfriend you are even luckier but don’t betray her I wouldn’t want to het on her bad side if I were you.
Boy: “who is that gorgeous girl over there?”
Girl:”that’s linelle why?”
Boy:”is she single?”
Girl:”no and she has a very tight relationship with him and I wouldn’t want to get in the middle of that.”
Boy:”man that dude is one lucky fellow.”
Linelle by Best friend helper November 19, 2018

Lindelhoffed 

Verb:

1 a : Similar to a "Rick Roll", when one is conned into viewing a series of moving pictures with no conclusive finale, despite the viewer investing a lot of emotion and time in the story.

b (1) : a bottom feeder (2) : to Lindelhoff, much like a cock tease, when a sexual partner brings the other to the point of climax but then bails just before reaching orgasm.
I just got back from the movies and I feel like I have been Lindelhoffed .
Lindelhoffed by Aggg December 12, 2012
Lincel is a term used to describe individuals who have chosen a lifestyle of celibacy and isolation from romantic relationships due to their loner lifestyle. Unlike incels (involuntary celibates), lincels have made a conscious decision to abstain from sexual activity and avoid intimate relationships.

While incels often harbor resentment and hostility towards women and society for their lack of sexual and romantic success, lincels do not necessarily share these beliefs. What Lincels share is their hatred towards society and scum of society.

Also unlike incels lincels are handsome and good looking
Why does never go outside, hates society and is a virgin?

He is a lincel
Lincel by billymcgilly May 1, 2023
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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