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Linted

Confused or in a daze after being under the influence
"i'm linted'
by 17171 September 14, 2016
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linted

the simultaneous feeling of annoyance and pleasure at doing a task someone else should have done but that you secretly enjoy
"mann i hate doing my laundry at mesa nueva cause no one before me ever cleans their lint shit out of the dryer, but i also kinda enjoy scooping it out myself..."
"yeah dude u got linted"
by ryatchet April 22, 2020
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Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.
Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
by linted lima bean June 26, 2022
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Linted

A describing word that can be used in any scenario.
Damn what a good shot, it was linted.

Those chips suck ass, they are linted.

I woke up at 9:43 today, shit was linted.
by linted lima bean June 26, 2022
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LinkedIn

An online forum originally intended for professional people to form links with others that they know and trust professionally in order to further their own and their company’s business interests. LinkedIn was co-founded by Reid Hoffman who was previously Executive Vice President in charge of business and corporate development for PayPal and was launched in 2003. Unfortunately, like so many other things (Urban Dictionary for example), it has been overrun by talentless, self-aggrandising wannabes who have nothing to offer the workplace except copious quantities of bullshit.
Interestingly, Hoffman stated that 27 percent of LinkedIn subscribers are recruiters; perhaps this would explain why using recruiters to solve a staffing problem is usually a complete disaster, they’re so full of their own bullshit they believe everyone else’s.
“Have you heard that Malcolm has put up a profile on LinkedIn? Delusions of grandeur or what!”
Delusions of grandeur? That fuckwit Heale shouldn’t even have delusions of adequacy!”
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
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Walking Linkedin

People who always talk about themselves or things they've accomplished.
Don't invite Tiffany to the party. She is like Walking Linkedin. Everyone's going to want to leave.
by Extra Mayo May 8, 2015
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Lined

Yoo fam, Gk got lined my Buckz
by Nk234 June 1, 2020
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