Lincon

Only the hottest of the hoes get a man/boy named Lincon. Lincon’s are the sexiest, hottest, most amazing men of all time. Only people who are absolutely smoking hot get named Lincon.
Pretty bitch - “My hot bf, Lincon, is calling me”
Bitch who can’t get Lincon’s hot butt - “Your bfs name is Lincon!?”
by Boy named Lincon November 07, 2021
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Abe Lincon

This happens when a man shoots his cum on the girls face, letting it run down her chin. Then he throws his pubic hair on her chin, creating the beard.
Steve-" Hey John, I just gave your sister the Abe Lincon!"

John- " Thats messed up man. I was wondering why she was using my razor this morning."
by B0H1CA July 28, 2009
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abraham lincon

when a person shaves off there own genital hair and glues it to a person chin (trying to resemble abrahams beard) using semen.
Samantha: whats all this hair on my face.
Bob: You got Abraham Linconed Bitch
Samantha: Ill fucking kill you.
by Todd Bennison October 09, 2006
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Lincon Rosario

A shitty ISP that is very hated in the city of Rosario (Santa Fe, Argentina).

The Wi-Fi is very slow
Man, why is this Wi-Fi not working well?

X: It's maybe the ISP you have, Lincon Rosario.

Yeah, it's very hated, I should switch ISPS
by IAmCyklus July 07, 2024
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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 01, 2023
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Lincon

Lincon-come on guys im not that smart Us- oh shut the fuck up just dont forget us when ever you take over the entire world
by BatmanIsSimba March 02, 2022
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