We were supposed to enjoy dinner and drinks but she brought her ALF and the whole night was ruined with his whining, crying, and rowdiness.
by YinzerInPgh September 23, 2013
Acronym for Animal Liberation Front. Animal Rights organization that values all living creatures equally. The ALF carries out direct action (illegal action) against animal abuse by rescuing animals in danger and causing financial loss to animal exploiters. It is a nonviolent campaign, activists taking all precautions not to harm any animal (human or otherwise).
by Samy I July 01, 2005
by Obsessive_GC_Freak August 01, 2005
An animal liberation group that most people hate. Some ignorant people havn't come to realise that breaking the law is the only way to freedom. Most of you say that they are "terrorists". They are nothing even close. If breaking the law for freedom no matter of species, race, or gender is wrong, then why is it that we fight wars? We are killing people aren't we? That is against the law last time I checked. I was ok for the black panther party (a group of blacks that used violence to gain freedom), but it's not okay for the ALF to use violence for the freedom of animals? What makes humans think they are superior to other species anyways? I mean if we are so "superior" than can you please explain to me why we fuck things up so bad? War, Animal Cruelty, Pollution, etc. I could go on for pages. If we have the largest brains (which I never hear the end of) then why are we the most ignorant. As for PETA. Give them a break. Sure, they make some mistakes. But who doesn't. Oh and btw I really don't give a shit if you rate this 'thumbs down'. It just proves how many of you are ignorant.
ALF: (free's animals)
Ignorant person: You guys are terrorists and aren't helping at all!
ALF: Tell that to the racoon I just freed.
Ignorant person: You guys are terrorists and aren't helping at all!
ALF: Tell that to the racoon I just freed.
by Jeffrop6691 March 19, 2007
Animal Liberation Front. Basically an even more extremist version of PETA, the ALF places the lives of animals on or above the same level as human life. They routinely commit criminal acts such as arson, breaking and entering, and vandalism for their cause.
The ALF extremists relased a batch of infected monkeys into the city, causing an epidemic among the local population.
by Deej August 02, 2004
by BruinKiller3469 October 17, 2013
1.) the Animal Liberation Front, a terrorist group supported by PETA, that uses intimidation and illegal activities to liberate animals.
2.) some brown alien guy with a self-titled sitcom back in the day. yup.
2.) some brown alien guy with a self-titled sitcom back in the day. yup.
ALF tagged my friend's house because she works at the pound.
or
What is up with that Alf guy's nose anyway?
or
What is up with that Alf guy's nose anyway?
by miss.emma July 13, 2005