Like a Mo 

Short for Like a Motherfucker.....

Man, I was drunk like a mo last night

Like a Mo by Mofo72 May 27, 2018

Like a motherfucker

Used to indicate an unusually high degree of intensity. See gangbusters.

Whoa, have you looked outside? It's raining like a motherfucker.

Let's stop at a gas station; I gotta piss like a motherfucker.

Like a motherfucker by R. R. July 6, 2005

I feel like a monster 

You feel like a monster after you listen to the Skillet song Monster and it gets stuck in your head so you are now quietly singing to your self "I, I feel like a monster!" while doing the dishes or something.

I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I hate what I've become, the nightmares just begun, I MUST CONFESS THAT I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER! I, I FEEL LIKE A MONSTER!-song lyrics from the song Monster.

I feel like a monster by Rero King of Cherries December 18, 2017

Hurt like a motherfucker 

When you get hurt so bad that the pain is equal to someone fucking your mother, usually used in past tense.

Guy 1:I got hit by a truck and broke my legs and right arm when I was young

Guy 2: Dam, that must have hurt like a motherfucker

Hurt like a motherfucker by Irregulator July 5, 2011

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap 

a foul tasting mouth. as in the morning after the night before

kevin was about to give june a first kiss when he discovered she had a mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jock strap

mouth like a mongolian wrestler's jockstrap by theWestHamfan November 25, 2003

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball 

A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.

The phrase originates from New Zealand.

Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."

Like a Monkey Having Sex with a Basketball by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011

run like a mother fucker 

to run as fast as you can

Tony: Shit, its da cop!

Me: Run like a mother fucker!

run like a mother fucker by Pimp jamie B June 27, 2009