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Lightning Strike 

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.
I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.
Lightning Strike by Dwalan November 20, 2011
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Lightning Strike 

When taking a shit on a conventional toilet, and the poo breaks the surface of the water but is still connected to your anus.
They say lightning never strikes the same place twice. But I just had back to back lightning strikes in the shitter.

Hairy Lightning Strike 

Where one wets a balloon and rolls it in animal hair and while wearing socks statically charges the balloon, using the balloon as a condom and blowing the balloon up with air at the same time, shocking out come and spreads the bitch out.
The wife said our sex life was boring so i surprised her with a "Hairy Lightning Strike" last night... she wants a divorce and is taking the kids.

lightning strikes 

A slang term for snorting lines of cocaine
Yo im all geeked up from taking some lightning strikes

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning

rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel
Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.

lightningstrike 

A person who is shy, quiet and always feeling left out. They are kind and caring but they refuse help. They are sexy as hell and will tie you down and murder you in bed. They may seem innocent but know for a fact they arent.
Have you seen Emma, she is such a lightningstrike
lightningstrike by unknow0104 October 18, 2020
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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