lifto

He s a smart dude and he's a gamer. Watch out boys/men he'll take your girl

Jane: Omg i love lifto he's a great friend
Lily: Ya the best boyfriend

by Cam_lovly May 27, 2021

Liftocracy

A form of Government where whoever can lift the most weight gets full executive, legislative and judicial oversight. Liftocratic Government may change hands to whom-so-ever lifts more than the current reigning Alpha. Liftocracy in a literal sense therefore may be regarded as the strongest form of government ever devised.

Bro 1: Democracy is cringe and gay
Bro 2: I know dude, it's too weak, we need strong governance
Bro 1: We NEED liftocracy

by AlphaChadAlpha January 17, 2022

hot lead face lift

aka HLFL

To get shot in the face and have it half way hanging off .

Jake loves to snitch so he caught a Hot Lead Face Lift.

by purple skull July 6, 2010

Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and lifts to fight the demonic entities that plague his every waking moment. Is also usually wanted by the federal government.

Did you see that Schizo Lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with esoteric beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out in bench press.

by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

Mike Litoris

Mike Litoris is a California homeowner who was interviewed about a fire in his neighborhood. Jury’s still out on whether Mike punked the reporter, or if that’s really his name. Either way, we just found the best prank call name EVER. Hugh Jass, you’ve just been replaced.

"Yeah, I'll buy from you guys. Could I get transferred to my friend who works there? Yeah, his name's "Mike," last name "Litoris."

"Hey, where's Mike Litoris?"

by Gran Torino December 19, 2009

Shirt-lifter

Humorous phrase used to typically describe someone who enjoys lifting up the shirt of a shirt-wearer. Usually used to describe a homosexual man who does indeed lift up the shirt of a guy just before slipping his penis up the rectum of said guy, or just before taking another man's organ into his mouth.

E.g A man drops his pants to reveal his member, but just before receiving a gobble from the gobbler his shirt would need to be lifted up, or even better removed entirely.

"Deontay been spending a lot of time at those fruity male only bars, he must be a serial shirt-lifter that really loves cock!"

by Llewelyn Dowd July 25, 2023

steady liftin

The act of lifting weights or working out on a consistent and regular basis for the purpose of achieving ones fitness related goals. The phrase "Steady Liftin" has been popularized by the Steady Liftin' Apparel company who designs and sells fitness themed clothing.

Wow! Jeff is really starting to look muscular and defined! He's definitely Steady Liftin' and it shows!

by Brian L. Peck April 26, 2014