Life Sized 

A man with an extremely small penis

I was going to have sex with this guy nick but he was life sized and I had to turn away to keep from laughing, I felt sorry for the guy honestly.......

Life Sized by joegekblow September 23, 2009

life sized dingleberry 

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

life sized dingleberry by jkmd April 24, 2008

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size by awmm February 23, 2021

Life is like a two-sided book

A profound statement on how, oftentimes, in life, you never quite know what you're going to get. You might make a friend. You might lose a friend. You might lose your best friend. Your lover. It's like reading a book. There are twists and turns. Good times and bad times. You may feel great in some moments, but you might feel awful in others. You might feel like things will never get better. But you'll never know until you reach the other side of the book. The second side.

'ah mate my wife just died. I'm so sad.'
'Well, sonny, you know what they say. Life is like a two-sided book!'
'right'

Life is like a two-sided book by TheAuthor_Ofthe_Book May 15, 2026

lifesize 

an adjective, describing something as cool.

man, that party was lifesize!

lifesize by kaia12345 October 19, 2007

Lifesize Partner

A partner, lover, and or someone who is of similar size that as a result matches and fits important aspects of your own life. Examples include but are not limited to - equal measurement cuddling, sharing clothes, being able to enjoy the same outdoor activities with ease, living in a similar size space such as a van, tent or home with the same positives and negatives

"Even our toes cuddle making him the perfect lifesize partner!" "I cannot wear heels when we go out because I am taller than him making him a not so great lifesize partner." " I am so glad Enrique is my size because going spelunking with my ex would have been miserable because he was so tall and would end up complaining all the time"

Lifesize Partner by RicoVino November 13, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019