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licketysplit 

a short sex act (performed when eating out a guy's ass from behind) whereby the ass-eater momentarily services his cock and balls fruitbowl style before going right back to eating his ass.

important note: by dwelling any longer on the junk, it is no longer a licketysplit but rather an entirely different sex act: sucking cock from behind. the licketysplit is a quick acknowledgment of the dick and balls but is still really all about the ass, a side dish to the main course.
while hungrily eating out jeff's ass, martha quickly ran her tongue down to his balls and cock giving him a licketysplit before resuming tossing his salad.
licketysplit by electric.eel December 11, 2009
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lickety split 

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.
Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!
lickety split by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006

lickety-split 

adv. Very quickly, taking place in only a few milliseconds.
I got out of that strip club lickety-split when I realized the dancer was actually a man.
lickety-split by Boris June 9, 2004

Lickety-split 

As fast as possible.
Person 1: Could you get me a Dr Pepper please?
Person 2: Sure, I will be lickety-split!

Lickety Split 

Another word for going down on a woman. To get some lickety split is to eat pussy.
Lickety Split is also the title of a lesbian porn movie.
Lickety Split by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006

Lickety split 

The reason why lesbians travel faster than gays
The 2 lesbians drove to San Francisco lickety split while the 2 gay guys were busy packing their shit.
Lickety split by Jimothy Bob April 28, 2013

lickety-split 

lickety-split by Jake February 4, 2004