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Australian

The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.

Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.

Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
by Boris May 13, 2005
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linux

A half-finished piece of shit for an operating system that's a pain in the ass to install, a pain in the ass to use, and a pain in the ass to remove from the hard drive.

On the bright side, Linux makes an excellent disk partitioning tool.

If Linux was designed primarily for network servers, then it doesn't make any sense to market it as a desktop replacement, especially if the applications suck, and hardware detection is nonexistent.
I wasted half of a 14 CDs of a 25-CD spindle on 9 variants of Linux. 6 of them didn't work because the computer shut down when the installation detected my video card. 2 variants wouldn't detect my soundcard, modem, USB scanner, and USB drive. Driver installation didn't do jack shit to solve the problem. The ninth variant detected my modem and USB drive, but kept playing this wierd, chaotic, repeating tune through my soundcard. Unfortunately, there were no sound drivers to resolve the issue.

Windows 98 beta detected all my hardware, and driver installation was a cakewalk.

Thank GOD I bought my CDs cheap from Big Lots. But still that was a waste of CDs that I could have filled with the best freeware available for Windows.

May the Linux programmers burn in Hell.
by boris May 13, 2005
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boshpunt

A boshpunt is either a very attractive person, or a complete idiot.
Look at that sweet boshpunt to your left
by boris March 3, 2005
mugGet the boshpuntmug.

gankle

one with exceedingly long and uncontrollable limbs.Usually from the country
Richard and Sandy are the biggest gankles. or Richard and Sandy gankled it up before
by boris June 22, 2003
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floppa

to expose ones penis to an unsuspecting "victim" and have it returned to ones pants
nich did a floppa last night
by boris June 21, 2003
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caedy

small belgian child, interests include
1. Animals
2. Cock
3. Chodes
by Boris May 30, 2003
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fat yank

The fat yank won't get off the sofa
by boris July 14, 2003
mugGet the fat yankmug.

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