Lickety
1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine
2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."
"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."
"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"
*****
"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."
"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"
"Bye-bye!"
"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."
"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"
*****
"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."
"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"
"Bye-bye!"
Lickety by Va-va-voom October 10, 2008
