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Alonzo Lerone

A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.
Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart
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Leone Abbacchio 

A former cop with gray hair that likes to yell at sons of vampires with golden doughnut hair, and sometimes lets them drink piss too.

Don Lemoned 

When a man scratches his taint and then forces the offending fingers on to the lips of an unsuspecting stranger.
That guy made me so mad I Don Lemoned my stank on his lips.
Don Lemoned by anonymous February 14, 2021

sikayun lefone 

gaslighting poser who makes definitions of others names on urban dictionary. spends all day on the internet. coward. loser. only cares about material possessions and doesn't live for spiritual, intellectual, or cultural pursuits.
SMARTPHONE WHORE.
sikayun lefone is a has been graffiti vandal who performs fellatio on black men. otherwise known as a low IQ poser.

Ponce-de-Leóned 

A term using part of the name of famous Spanish conquistador, Juan Ponce de León, used to express a massive ass-whooping.

A much higher degree of being owned.
After landing on Tim's Park Place with a hotel on it, Mike rolls snake eyes next turn and lands on Boardwalk, which also has a hotel on it. He then needs to mortgage all his properties and goes bankrupt.
Mike: "Awe shit!"
Tim: "Dude, you just got Ponce-de-Leóned!"

While playing Halo 2 CTF on Xbox Live, Mike steals the other team's flag and makes it back to his base, only to find a member of the other team with the Energy Sword killing all of his team members. Mike sneaks up behind him, beats him down with the flag, and scores to win.
Mike: "Fuckin' Ponce-de-Leóned that bitch!"

Lebroned 

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.
I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.
Lebroned by nigel July 29, 2010