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Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that.
Alonzo is awesome! Alonzo is a cool dude!
by bigdaddy8019 February 03, 2010
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Every girls dream guy. Handsome, average height or taller, a sexy defined body, athletic and intelligent when wants to be. He is one hell of a fucker in the bed or anywhere, knows the right moves and proud of his lasting time. Loyal and honest in relationships, is vulnerable to love but the best partner to have. He is always active and is aggressive and/or has temper problems. Talented and cheerful, he always makes one laugh and is fun yet daring.
Alexandra: OMG its him!!! I hope he notices us
Haley: He is SO perfect, he is a perfect Alonzo
by Maxxtrents February 22, 2015
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He’s very cute and handsome. He’s an overprotective boyfriend;husband; and even friend. He likes to protect what’s his. One of the realist niggas out there. Super wild and flirty. His love will have you wanting more. Dumb sometimes .
I want a Alonzo typa guy.
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A person with lots of swag. A Pimp at life.
Ashlee said to all her friends, "OMG Victor Moya is such an Alonzo."
by vixintheremix June 08, 2010
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Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.

Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.

Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).

Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."
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by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016
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always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.
"Sing me an Alonzo!"
by Lauren Sheridan May 03, 2009
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