LeBroner 

A person that does all their work during the early hours of the day then coasts for the last two.

Wade: Hey Anthony, it looks like we underestimated the number of baskets we'd need for that Dallas job. Do you think you could call up United Basket and get us a few more?

Anthony: What? Isn't that something James normally takes care of?

Wade: Yes, but now that it's 3 o'clock we can't count on him for anything, being how he's a LeBroner and all.

LeBroner by HoboSpider December 8, 2011

LeBroner 

The unintentional male arousal that comes from witnessing dunks and exceptional plays authored by LeBron James. Often results in a LeBrection.

Tim- Dude, did you see that throw down on the fast break LeBron just had?

Paul- Yeah, I can't stand up right now. I have a serious LeBroner.

LeBroner by MB&TL April 4, 2009

LeBroner 

The unconditional love and admiration for NBA star LeBron James, resulting in an unparalleled man crush.

Chris: LeBron does it again! The guy's just a god.
Albert: Hey man, just cover up your LeBroner and sit back down. The games still going.

LeBroner by Speenis wild November 26, 2009

LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ 

1. A LeBron James fan that rides his d!#k to the point of arousal.

2. Believes that there was no other player, EVER, to play on the NBA before he was drafted.

3. Most likely never watched the Heat play until LeBron moved there.

4. Outside of Miami, usually sitting at a bar, in their LeBron jersey.... alone.

1. Did you see the game last night, oooh LeBron went sooo hard!", "Watching the game last night gave me a massive LeBroner."

2. "LeBron is the GREATEST player, EVER, to player in the whole galaxy.... EVER!!!"

3. "Man, I've been a Heat fan since.... uhh... forever"

4. "Why's that LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ just sitting there by himself"

LeBroner /le-bro-ner/ by hearse June 3, 2014

Lebroned 

to get strung along over a long period of time with the implicit notion that a great partnership will be the reward for showing commitment. then at the moment of the anticipated union, a betrayal in epically cruel fashion takes place. leaving the loyal party feeling devastated while the other runs off with another 'sexier' partner. the betrayer pointing to the logical nature of "the decision", while completely ignoring the abject cruelty of it's delivery.

I was dating a friend once and after we got back from a Caribbean vacation she totally Lebroned me for some guy she worked with. We don't speak anymore.

I once had this great invention and an investor came to look at my product. I never heard from him again, but I was totally Lebroned when a year later I saw that guy on the cover of Forbes with my idea.

Lebroned by nigel July 29, 2010

LeBronen Freude 

The feeling of happiness one gets after watching LeBron James and the Miami Heat lose in the NBA finals.

Weren't the Heat suppose to walk away with this one? I can't stop laughing from this feeling of LeBronen Freude.

LeBronen Freude by A^J December 11, 2011

lebroned 

to be tricked, betrayed, or lied to; to have the hope or promise of something great and have it disappear in front of you, usually blatantly in public

Everyone in Ohio just got lebroned after the ESPN hour-long special.

I went to McDonalds and ordered a box of 20 piece nuggets and got lebroned with ten when I opened them up at home.

lebroned by quitness July 10, 2010