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John Lennon 

Wow, John Lennon is thicc!
John Lennon by alrightgeorge62 July 30, 2018

Yaxley-Lennon

the damp sensation experienced when you’ve just been for wee but put it away before you’ve properly finished
I was in a rush and i've given myself a Yaxley-Lennon
Yaxley-Lennon by Aesgarth August 3, 2018

John Lennon 

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.
A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."

Lennon/McCartney 

Refers to the most successful songwriting partnership in history. Formed by John Lennon and Paul McCartney of The Beatles.
Lennon/McCartney Songs: I Want To Hold Your Hand, She Loves You, Can't Buy Me Love, Help!, Eight Days A Week, A Hard Day's Night, Yesterday, We Can Work It Out, Hey Jude, All You Need Is Love, A Day In The Life, Let It Be, and over 100 more.

John Lennon's Moan 

Voice of god himself. All who hear it will immediately get a boner and will ascend to a higher level of intelligence. They will also be blessed with many good times and their guitars will stop gently weeping.
Intelligent person: "Have you heard John Lennon's Moan?"

Idiot: "What?"

Intelligent person: "You're going to rot in hell."

John Lennon 

The best musician ever. Period.
Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!
John Lennon by BlackhawkGaming November 24, 2016