Definitions by PrettierThanYourGF

Gomez

If your last name is Gomez, you suck. You will have a horrible life, and everybody will dislike you. Why? Because you are ugly, stupid, and idiotic. You are dumb, and will get nowhere in life. You should just give up.

Did you hear that the Gomez family is homeless now? It's awesome, right?

Gomez by PrettierThanYourGF March 14, 2017

Feminazi 

Feminazis and feminists are two entirely different things. Feminists are women (or men) who support the basic idea that women are equal to men. Feminists are against sexist practices such as sexual assault, catcalling, etc. Most women are feminists. Men can be feminists too. However, feminazis are those feminists who take things a bit too far. For example, not shaving, wearing bras, letting men hold the door for them, not wearing tampons, and much more. Admit it, you know at least one feminazi.

Feminist: Brad is so sweet, he supports women's rights, and ALWAYS holds the door for me.

Feminazi: OMFG! Brad is a jerk! Dump him! What a dirty, rude, horrible, sexist piece of crap!

Feminist: Bertha, calm down! You just spit in my face!
Feminazi: Holding the door! What does he think you are, some kind of helpless baby?

Feminazi by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

Girl Crush 

When you purely adore and admire another girl, but are not sexually attracted to her. In some cases, though, a girl can be attracted to just that one girl, and no other girls. They may even fall in love with them. Girl crushes can be on celebrities, or girls you know personally. I personally am IN LOVE with my girl crush.

My girl crush mesmerized me, and continues to mesmerize me every time I see her.

Girl Crush by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

Today 

Today is the greatest day I've ever known. Can't live for tomorrow, tomorrow's much too wrong. I'll burn my eyes out before I get out.

Today, I love you.

Today by PrettierThanYourGF June 20, 2016

You're Killin' Me, Smalls! 

A quote from The Sandlot. If someone says this to you, it's probably a sign that they think you are stupid, and you should probably just walk away. Say this to someone only when they are acting incredibly stupid or clueless.

Tyler: Have you seen the movie The Sandlot?
Hailey: Umm, no.
Tyler: You're killin' me, Smalls!
Hailey: WTF?

You're Killin' Me, Smalls! by PrettierThanYourGF June 13, 2016

John Lennon 

The leader of the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born during a World War ll bombing raid in Liverpool, England. Some of John Lennon's hits include Help, I am the Walrus, and Love Me Do.

A famous quote from John Lennon: " We're more popular than Jesus now."

John Lennon by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016

Ringo Starr 

A drummer in the legendary rock group the Beatles. Born in Liverpool, England, Starr's real name is Richard Starkey.

I wish I could be an amazing drummer like Ringo Starr.

Ringo Starr by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016