Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

Crimp Off A Length by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

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Late Night Lenny

A late night lenny is a term used to describe an individual who comes out of hiding in the darkness of night. They are most likely to believe in aliens and any conspiracy theory that is topical at the time. Whilst claiming to be the friend of everyone, secretly, under the spell of the Uncle Cunty, they plot the demise of the local repeaters. Whilst sometimes confused with a cockroach, a late night lenny is different in that they will not survive if put into a microwave oven.

You're such a late night lenny.
Q. How many late night lennys does it take to change a light globe? A. No one knows because when the light comes on they all scatter.

Late Night Lenny by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

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The Length

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011

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big lenny

The biggest freak around. Has end stage liver disease but no worries, he will live forever because he's 18 for life baby. Leader of the Delray Misfits. Big fan of Tan ten tens.

Who is that freak who keeps eyeing me down and snarling at me? The other day he asked if he could suck all of the shit out my asshole. "Oh, thats big Lenny"

big lenny by Piss Trooper March 31, 2020

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