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Lemeat is the long schlong of lebron james. The lemeat Along with leballs and lesperm helped create the freak athletes bronny and bryce james
"This is the work of lemeat"
lemeat by Lebron meat rider December 15, 2022
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Lemeard is also known as Leaky, because of his constant fear that the enemy will be able to see through his smoke screens. And this is why:
"I want all my mortars to fire at the same time!"
"What?"
"All of them! I don't want anything left between me and the enemy!"
"But sir..."
"Do it now."
"Yes sir!"
And they did so. The enemy couldn't see through their smokescreen. And they were hit by the barrage. By the hundreds.
Somehow... Lemeard survived.
His troops, on the other hand, lost almost half their battalion's strength. Even though they fired at an area where there weren't many soldiers.
"It doesn't matter if we lose men," said Lemeard. "They are just dead weight anyway."
The next day he ordered mortar rounds to be filled with explosive powder. And even though the shells were filled with enough explosives to take out a whole village, not one single round missed its target. Not a single soldier escaped alive from the bombardment.
Leaky Lemeard was scared when the smoke screen lifted.
lemeard by FelisSilvestris May 22, 2023

Lemealone 

It’s means leave me alone but all mashed together
Just lemealone 🙄
Lemealone by O F F S E T July 30, 2019
Lmeaf - a word to use when something is so funny Lmfao isn’t good enough. Lmeaf means laughing my enormous ass off. This word will turn your text chats from funny to hilarious
Omg guys. I just fell down the stairs infront of my old neighbors uncles first grade teacher! LMEAF
Lmeaf by Andy Zhang March 30, 2019
A person who is exceptionally adept at being clueless about what is happening around them. More often than not, a lemeard will respond in such a way that no one around him or her understands what the lemeard is trying to say. Because they have such a hard time interacting at social gatherings, they are often misconstrued as being very boring, although fun to laugh at, people and are called lameards to accentuate their overall lameness.
What the fuck is that lemeard janitor trying to say to those kids? "Hey you, lameard, shut the fuck up because nobody cares!"
lemeard by Jihy August 21, 2007
Lemeah is one of a kind, she is kind and caring. Lemeah loves everyone for who they are and is very heart warming to be around. Lemeah loves cuddles and people who care for her, no one is more loving than Lemeah. Lemeah is a whole new level of cute and is a very funny person to be around if you need to have someone to cheer you up, Lemeah will always be there to support her peers.
“ have you met that Lemeah girl, she’s cute and so funny “
lemeah by Pussayyy shh. July 31, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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