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Lectern policy 

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
Lectern policy by the canceledone August 31, 2024

Hannibal Lecter 

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!
Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.
Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020

Hannibal Lecter 

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.
"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"
Hannibal Lecter by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021

Wefty Lestern 

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

Hannable Lecter 

a creepy-ass mother fucker who is a mind doctor. He is crazy and it a canable
Hannable Lecter is a person from a book about a cannable and there are like 4 movies about him.
adj. on the left side.
"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."

"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
leftern by Brownsvillegirl November 11, 2005