Lectern
God he is so lectern
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Lectern policy
A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
Lectern policy by the canceledone August 31, 2024
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Lectern • Lectern policy • lacternis • Lecter • Lecterise • lecterize • Lecter Mask • lecturngobblegobbleinator • leftern • Lefterner
Hannibal Lecter
A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!
Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020
Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal Lecter by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021
Wefty Lestern
A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?
Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011
Hannable Lecter
Hannable Lecter by gleeguy300 July 8, 2012
leftern
"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."
"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
leftern by Brownsvillegirl November 11, 2005
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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