lacternis 

a disgusting creature you get when a unicorn and a lizard have sex.

The lacternis is a fat medium sized screwed up lizard.

lacternis by afukenduck August 16, 2019

boob-o-lanterns 

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

boob-o-lanterns by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Lasternight 

Yesterday night, also known as the night before last.

Friend 1 : When was the last time you saw that girl?

Friend 2: Well, lasternight she called me to hang out.

Lasternight by Shadowbeard July 9, 2009

laternisieren

Laternisieren is a German slang synonyme for lynch. In 1848, Austrian War Minister Theodor Baillet von Latour was hung on a lantern by a mob.

Wer fraternisiert, wird laternisiert!

(He who fraternizes will be lynched!)

(laternisieren - hang on a lantern; lynch)

laternisieren by JokIsl September 7, 2009

Wanker Lanterns 

The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.

"Oh look, an Audi driver has driven right up behind me with his Wanker Lanterns on."

Wanker Lanterns by tomleecee August 24, 2011

Green Lanternism 

A belief that political miracles are achieved by sheer will force. Proponents of the Green Lantern Theory have attributed failure and compromise to a lack of presidential willpower. Matthew Yglesias came up with the Green Lantern Theory of Geopolitics* to ridicule conservatives who claimed "the only thing limiting us is a lack of willpower" in foreign policy. The Green Lantern Theory was later applied to the Obama Administration who seemed to lack the will power to make the radical changes in policy such as universal health care, lowering medical costs, banking reform, and peaceful negotiations that people had hoped for., especially after the Republicans took over the US House in 2011.

Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.

Green Lanternism by mlhiss March 5, 2020

laterness 

1. A slang word used instead of the already slang "later". Used to pronounce one's leave or departure.

2. Catchphrase of a guy named Dai.

1. I'm going now, I'll cya laterness.

2. Guy1: You going dude?
Dai: Yeah man.
Guy1: Seeya.
Dai: Laterness.

laterness by nobodyyoudknow July 30, 2006