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Lectern is literally bae.
God he is so lectern
Lectern by Slayer100 July 12, 2022
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Lectern policy 

A political policy that can be defined in 3 or 4 words that can fit on the front of the lectern, mostly applicable to the UK where is goes on the front of the No 10 lectern
"stay at home", "stop the boats" or the latest from Starmer "fixing the foundations" all appeared on the lectern at No 10 as the lectern policy
Lectern policy by the canceledone August 31, 2024

Hannibal Lecter 

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!
Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.
Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020

Hannibal Lecter 

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.
"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"
Hannibal Lecter by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021

Wefty Lestern 

A style of male masturbation in which the masturbator reaches his non-dominant hand under his thigh, between his legs, and with his thumb pointed towards his crotch, masturbates. Usually requires some form of squatting to accomplish.
Son: Daddy, the kids at school were talking about a wefty lestern. What's that?

Daddy: Here son, it'll be easier if I show you.
Wefty Lestern by kleptolagnia December 2, 2011

Hannable Lecter 

a creepy-ass mother fucker who is a mind doctor. He is crazy and it a canable
Hannable Lecter is a person from a book about a cannable and there are like 4 movies about him.
Hannable Lecter by gleeguy300 July 8, 2012
"Ow! I just jammed my leftern knee into that car."

"Don't ask me how, but I managed to hit my leftern hand into a wall on my right."
leftern by Brownsvillegirl November 11, 2005
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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