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lazy grandpa
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018
lazy savant
One who is a genius, but also spends most of their time in bed.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
Smarter than everybody else they've ever met, but also lazier than all of them too.
Such is the burden of being a lazy savant.
"That lazy savant guy on twitter just bested me in a battle of wits, as is his habit."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
"I wish I was half as brilliant as that lazy savant guy."
lazy savant by Jaythenerdkid September 22, 2013
lazy wannabe
noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.
Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"
Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"
lazy wannabe by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
Lazybonesitis
"Hey, can you return that shopping cart please to where it belongs?"
"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
"No, Sorry, I have severe Lazybonesitis"
Lazybonesitis by MetroNNNN February 20, 2022
lazycapped
Someone who is usually, however not always morbidly obese but has no recognizable disability, yet insists on driving around town on a motorized scooter designed for real handicapped people.
Stevie: "Wow how sad is that guy on his scooter, all gimped up".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".
Angus: "Hell no, he ain't handicapped, he's just lazycapped...look at him get up and walk into the burger joint".
lazycapped by Canuck Pitbull February 18, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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