lazyriver

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The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.

No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.

lazyriver by TildeWill January 26, 2010

Words you can keep

douche canoe on the lazy river

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

douche canoe on the lazy river by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

Related Words

Lazy River • douche canoe on the lazy river • lady river • ladydriver • lauriver • lazytive • Lazy Lover • Labe River • lady rider • Lady Rover

lauriver

A toxic relationship. Usually the man cheats (including, but not limited to, with the girl's sister). Girl is very bitter.

Person: I wish those two would break up, they're like a lauriver.

lauriver by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

Lazy river

Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.

My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.

Lazy river by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019

ladydriver

doing something badly

you no cant sing you ladydriver!

ladydriver by bootybabe May 11, 2003

lazytive

YOUR FELLING ACTIVE BUT ALSO LAZY

I AM SO LAZYTIVE !

lazytive by anonymous September 14, 2020

Lazy River

When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

Lazy River by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026