lazyriver 

The non productivity-related part of the intertubes that you float along when trying to procrastinate. This includes Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, most forums, and checking your personal email for the twelfth time in the last five minutes.

No I didn't go to the store today, but the lazyriver did give me this cute picture of a kitten.

lazyriver by TildeWill January 26, 2010

douche canoe on the lazy river 

The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.

RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him

douche canoe on the lazy river by dtch lgnd September 2, 2015

lauriver 

A toxic relationship. Usually the man cheats (including, but not limited to, with the girl's sister). Girl is very bitter.

Person: I wish those two would break up, they're like a lauriver.

lauriver by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017

Lazy river 

Similar to a golden shower, however this is generally speaking, but not exclusively, a one person activity with little or no planning. Can be affiliated with post masterbation climax, rendering the individual somewhat debilitated. They would release their urine where they lay, therefore releasing a golden stream upon themself.

My roommate Noah ruined my parents couch when he unleashed a lazy river after pleasuring himself to the Nora the Explorer marathon.

Lazy river by vangloriousskookum May 18, 2019

ladydriver

doing something badly

you no cant sing you ladydriver!

ladydriver by bootybabe May 11, 2003

lazytive

YOUR FELLING ACTIVE BUT ALSO LAZY

I AM SO LAZYTIVE !

lazytive by anonymous September 14, 2020

Lazy River 

When a man, during the act of copulation, releases his "man spirit" onto the bridge of his female companion's nose. The stream will slowly flow downwards towards her chin, creating the mental image of a fat white man in a inner tube floating down the lazy river at Disney Land.

Oh man, you should have seen the lazy river I plastered Tracy Lyn with last night.

Lazy River by VinegarStrokes April 16, 2009